Cunt has a nice RING to it.

My home phone rings..it's my friend..I look at the call display.. notice it's her..and set down the phone. I'm busy..in a pissed off mood and just want to be alone. ((I'll call her back)) Less then a minute later..my cell starts vibrating... I look at my phone..notice it's the same friend..set down the phone...slightly annoyed. (( I'll call her back later)) Two minutes after my computer makes the familar..doodoo!...Looks like I have a new message on msn..(( Guess who?! )) I open it and read. "Hey, How's it going I called you and no answer" Realize I should respond that I'm busy..but I'm even more annoyed and close the conversation box (( I might respond later.))
Wait what's that I hear? ...My phone alerts me that I have an SMS message from Facebook..
"So and So has written on your wall.. "Is everything okay I haven't heard from you all day." ...I close my phone..look at my watch it's 9:30 AM. I sigh deeply.
So I pick up the phone and return the call..
Literally on the phone for possibly 2 minutes before their second line beeps and I lose the battle of "Whose more important to keep on the line."

Seriously..what the fuck is wrong with people..
Last time I checked..just because I have a phone does NOT mean that I have to answer it..and stalking me until I finally cave and call you..is not only insanely creepy..but fucking wrong. What if I had to take a massive dump? What if I was napping? What if I just didn't give two fucks that you were calling me? ( Number one is most likely at 9:30am, fyi) So FUCK OFF, and stop calling me.



The Word Cunt. ( Can this profanity be more used than "fuck"? )

Cunt means a lot to me as a women.
I started using the word Cunt..about a year ago..just tossing it into random conversations here and there. "Omfg, that cunt keeps calling me." etc. ((see above))
I've literally desensitised it for myself..completely.
In fact..it's so bad..that I have to be careful to not just blurt out "Cunt" at the supermarket when I drop an orange..because the world just isn't ready for the word Cunt yet.
So this is my gift to you..
Use the word..if you're unsure just use it for a week. It's great. If your a male it makes you feel like a hard core bad ass, and if you're a women not only will you get a lot of respect from your guy pals..it will also make you feel empowered ( after all you are talking about your vagina! *Girl Power!!*) Be forewarned it's addicting. Keep in mind that a cunt can be many of things..( spouse, significant other, favorite pet or Grandmother)
Just go for it, and be creative.