Honestly you DON'T want me to be honest. (okay? ok.)

Why are people so hyped up on being honest with each other??!! If you sit down and think about it, do you really want everyone to be honest with you?? Um no. Do you really want ME to be honest with you..hell.fucking.no
I am a complete and utter bitch..asking me to be honest with you will only result in expensive counselling sessions and trip to Costco to buy yet again another 24 pack of Kleenex.

Question:
Do I look fat in this? **No, you look lovely** ((LIE))

"Honest" Answer:
Yes, yes you most certainly fucking do. Think about it sweets, if you have to ask me if you look fat in it..you already fucking KNOW that you do. So take the motherfuckin' dress off..or love your chub.

Question:
Do you think she'll be mad? **Of course not, she'll understand** ((LIE))

"Honest" Answer:
Are you fucking kidding me??? If you have to ask if she's mad..trust me..SHE IS.
She's probably thinking of some sweet ass revenge while you're sitting here on your fat ass sulking.

Question:
I'm sure happy were friends, aren't you? **Yes, very much so.** ((LIE))

"Honest" Answer: We're Friends?

Question:
I think my boyfriend likes you better then me. **You're imagining things hun, you know he loves you more then anything.** ((LIE))

"Honest" Answer: I knew it!


And don't even get me started on the "male variety" of questions...
Which include "Wasn't that the best sex ever?" and "Isn't my dick big?!" and "You love sucking it don't you?" **Yes,Yes Yes!!** ((LIES)) .. "honest" answers (( No,Fuck No,Hell Fucking No. ))

So to sum it up people always want you to be honest with them on their terms.
Basically they want you to tell them "honestly" what THEY want to hear...and never what you "honestly" think.

And for me?
I personally like it when people lie to me.
No seriously I really fucking do.
Tell me I'm pretty, I'm amazing, My eyes are like liquid pools of turquoise and I that I have an ass that just wont quit.

And sure some of them MIGHT be true..but when it really really comes down to it.
Who the fuck cares what you say? Does it matter who thinks you're nice..or a slut, or a two faced cunt??? Does it matter if your next door neighbours ...sisters brothers aunts niece really thinks your the NICEST PERSON EVER???? Seriously..who gives a fuck.


I know what I am..
Do you know who you are?
If yes..go with it, and everyone else can fuck off. ( hey, it's working for me..)