*push* Go Play in Traffic *push*

There are many people in my life that I would just love to give a swift kick in the ass to..preferably into oncoming traffic.

Let's focus on two of those said people, shall we.

One is an EX of a current good friend of mine. I will do this stupid cunt a favor and keep it anonymous..so let's call her "Melissa".
The other is a male reject from society..and soon to be rejected from my life as well.
Also I will do him a favor and call him "Joe"

Those favors..by the way..are the only ones I will be giving out in this rant.
Because they can both go fuck themselves.

Melissa seems to think that she can eat like a motherfucker..and be fat as fuck..but lose all her remaining weight by smoking, rampant diarrhea, and vomiting.
OMFG SO ATTRACTIVE. ( I'm pretty sure she will have to borrow the money to pay for the food she vomits up from her Mother..just sayin')

Joe seems to think that he can fuck with people like a champ and then retreat back into his lifestyle like it doesn't matter. No one would ever suspect that he uses people in the manner he does.For that he earns my *most secretly hated award* and a big.. FUCK YOU... Life is not a game.

In my fantasy I tie Joe up to my dining room chair..and leave him there to wither away to nothing.**Celine Dion playing in the background**

( I'll probably go for a run, grab a coffee and perhaps watch a re-run of Seinfeld in the meantime.)

I'm going to bring in a freshly vomited and starving Melissa to the picture.
Pour some BBQ sauce ( the good HP shit) all over Mr.Joe **See where I'm going with this?**

nomnomnomnomnom. MOAR nomnomnomnom.
♪ ♫ ♫...and never let go till were gone..... ♫ ♫ ♪

Melissa will get arrested..( because it's just not nice to eat people )
..however I WILL send her a blue "Super Kid" ribbon for helping a sista out.
I'm guessing she will be sentenced to live out the remaining years of her useless piece of shit life on a farm..*lots of space to run, and the spare barn can be used for her over sized clothing*

And Joe? Well he's gone.. so it will be so much easier for me to not give a fuck, about him not giving a fuck about me.
(( I think this is much more efficient than ignoring the loser on msn right?))

and his status..

Joe is dead. There will be no funeral just applause.

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