UNLESS..you feel the need to bitch about the fact that you are fat..while sitting on MY couch eating your third Twix bar and washing it down with a 2L of Mountain Dew.
Then yes..that will irritate the fuck out of me.
I'm all about being yourself..and finding yourself ( which is easier to do the bigger you are.)
And I think that women in all shapes and sizes are either beautiful or not. Being fat really has nothing to do with being pretty in my mind...and for personality.. I know smaller women who are just as big of cunts, as the huge women who are cunts and have huge cunts((obviously)). **Yes, I hate everyone equally.**
Now as you read this you probably are thinking..omfg she must be fat...
Actually the only thing that's huge on me is my ego..
..Caring is overrated..Seriously.
Take a lesson from me folks..if you find yourself caring too much..just sit back and think..WAPC??!! ( Would Angry Princess Care)
If you find yourself answering "hell no" ..then politely stop listening to whoever is talking, and think of things that you would like to purchase..or perhaps the next sexual position you would like to try. As long as you throw in a polite (mhm) now and then and a sympathetic (sigh).. followed by "Oh golly gosh, someone is on the other line..can I call you back later?" they'll never even notice.
Things I don't care about ( So don't talk about them with me.)
Your Relationship.
If you are doing well, if it is failing..if he beats you within an inch of your life on a daily basis. (Tell someone else. What the fuck am I supposed to do?)
I don't care if he bought you a flower with your name engraved on the petals and you are going to have sex underneath a waterfall tonight..or if she is 18 and you are 30..and "What do you think?" DON'T ASK..you do not want my opinion on things..I'm not nice..remember?
Jesus.
Speaking of Jesus. Religion.
I get it. Everyone wants to believe that their religion is going to Heaven..while the rest of everyone else goes to hell. This almighty wonderful God.. is apparently a fucking bully. If your an old Jewish pervert..sure come on in!! HOWEVER if you happen to be a blond haired blue eyed baby, who is Christian..Um no sorry..no room for you.
Shut the fuck up about your religion..I DO NOT CARE..and GOD DOESN'T EITHER ( I know..I've talked to him..we went golfing.)
Your Weight ( see above)
i suport publik edukayshun.( Grammar and shit.)
Fuck off.. STOP worrying about grammar. Seriously life isn't school..
Do you understand what I'm saying??? IF SO.. Then who gives a flying fuck if I put noone or ain't...or heaven forbid I put there..instead of their. (( another reason I won't be going to/two/too heaven I suppose.))
Drama.
I don't want to hear the story you promised so and so you wouldn't tell ok?
So if your story starts with.."Well I said I wouldn't tell anyone...." THEN DON'T.
Stop being a stupid cunt and keep your trap shut. Because guess what?? If you can't be trusted with her secrets, you sure as hell can't be trusted with mine.
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