Do as I say..not as I do.

Advice.. what we all seek out from others..what we all give..and none of us ever follow.
So what the fuck is the point.

My mother gives the best advice that she never follows. EVER.
She sits on her fat ass sneaking Kit Kat bars behind a pillow while watching her third soap opera of the day..
She'll call me on the commercial and when I've voiced my concerns about losing weight, she will munch away happily and tell me that all I need to do is eat healthy and exercise.

Meanwhile she's getting close to the 300 pound mark..and the owner of Hershey's just keeps getting richer and richer. I don't mean to bash my mother..but holy fuck..stop eating the planet.

My boyfriend sighs when he sees me do any form of physical exertion. Like I've just personally insulted his fat ass or something.. like me doing sit ups on the living room floor..disgraces his entire being..although my personal favorite is his ADVICE for me to "push it" and "try harder" while he is sitting behind me on the couch eating Doritos and watching my ass bounce.

"It's annoying when you work out...but kinda hot too"

... O_o
Are you fucking kidding me??
What's annoying would be the fact that you don't support me, that you've gained 70 pounds since we've been together..and that your Doritos smell fucking good.