2. Edward Cullen ( because he's cold like me)
3. Melons. ( Take that as you will )
4. Black men ( HUGE fucking ..brains)
5. Asian men ( Cause small cocks need love too)
6. Blondes..who doesn't?
7. The phrase "I'm gunna busta cap in yo ass"
8. Karma , because its a bitch and so am I.
9. Sticking a piece of tape to a cat's foot.
10. Taking a shit while masturbating ( Kill two birds with one stone)
11. Chubbies thread on 4Chan.
12. Bachelor Frog
13. Naive People ( Especially when they happen to be drinking Evian)
14. Getting a kit cat, and not sharing it with anyone
15. Power Rangers
16. Standing next to my b/f when he is on the phone with work..Letting one massive fart rip..and then exclaiming.. "Oh that's SO gross,Fuck! Excuse yourself!" before he can say anything.
17. Texting random numbers to ask people their advice on which cereal I should get.
18. Excepting all friend requests on Facebook, just to delete them 2 hours later. ( WAC)
19. Roses
20. Impromptu Gangbangs
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