Bring it.
What was the longest time you've liked someone?
Define "Like" ..
Will this weekend be a good one?
Plans include : Bitching out my next door neighbour for playing Cher at 8am, Honking at random people on the highway and Pacman. So yes, definitely.
The last person that made you angry, did you tell them?
O_o >> What do you fucking think?
Is it hard to make you laugh?
God No. I have a lot of opportunity to laugh at the misfortune of a lot of people on a daily basis. It's a gift, really
Is there a guy that knows a lot about you?
There are A LOT of guys that THINK they know A LOT about me. NEWS FLASH: Knowing I'm gorgeous doesn't count asshole.
Do you have make-up on?
I'm a Princess ffs.
What's something your starting to realize?
Survival of the fittest means you just have to outrun your fat friend.
Are you the type of person who seeks out revenge?
I'm the type of person that makes revenge easy to seek out.
Do you have condoms in your room?
If "room" means every drawer in my house including one under the soap dish in the bathroom. Yes.
Have you ever kissed someone who's name started with N?
Yes my first black lover.
Have you argued with anyone in the past 24 hours?
I called my Mom a cunt for having me...but it wasn't an argument..she agreed that my statement was a valid one.
Last person to take off your shirt other than yourself?
My family doctor. I said if he wanted to give me a Breast Exam he was damn well going to do all the work. It was nice we went to dinner after.
Are you crushing on someone?
2 guys, 5 girls and a Horse.
Has anyone ever given you roses?
I keep the thorns under my pillow as a reminder that all men are pricks.
If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
I would, the wilderness wouldn't.
Who do you hate a lot?
Justin Bieber
Are you angry with someone right now?
Always
Do you tend to hold things against people?
My tits mostly.
Have you held hands with anybody in the last 4 days?
Yes with my doctor, at dinner. (( Being romantic..LIKE A BOSS.))
If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get
I will not defile my body. ( Except with dirty men.)
Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
No, I'm a pretty open person.. (lmfao)
What's up with you and your number 2?
This ditch pig I know sent me a pic of a vag with a poop smear. ( very erotic.)
jesus, I wont be orgasiming for the next year. thanx.
Where do you wish you were right now?
Getting my pap smear.. * booked it for Friday, Cant wait!!*
Who are you gonna be with Friday night?
..if my appointment goes anything like it did last time...
Are you nice to everyone?
YES
Excited for anything?
Tomorrow is "throw oranges at sluts" day. So yeah, I'm stoked.
When you are out with your friends, are you loud and outgoing or shy?
I'm loud and outgoing..and prey on the shy.
Honestly, who are you texting?
Some perv I met at the Beach, and my therapist.
Do you have sex everyday?
Yes. Don't knock Masturbation ffs, At least its sex with someone I love.
Are you uncomfortable staring in to someones eyes who likes you?
Who the fuck would like me?
When someone catches your eye, do you try to make eye contact or avoid it?
STARE THEM DOWN.
Do you care if people smoke around you?
I'm always "smokin'" around them so..
Would you pretend to like something to please your partner?
Hell No, But I would pretend to hate something to piss him off.
Does it annoy you when someone says they’ll call, but never do?
One less motherfucking phone conversation that I have to pretend to give two shits about.
What's most important in a relationship: honesty or trust?
Neither. Lie and fuck whoever you want. The world is ending in 2012 after all.
Do you like flavored water?
Flavored with Vodka..?
Would you rather someone just listen to you, or try to give you advice?
If you don't know the answer to this one..then you might want to read back a few posts.
How many times have you cried in a person's arms?
a couple..just for shits and giggles.
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