2.Double Penetration Porn
3. Huge Brown Nipples- National Geographic Style
4. Tuesdays- ( Because who fucking likes them?)
5. Pubic Hair- Nothing like finding a random one in your mouth!
6. Men who buy cars to compensate for their own lack of self worth.
7. Pineapples- I disagree about them being a food..obviously from the looks of them, they do NOT want to be fucking cut open and eaten.
8. Hedgehogs- Because they're just dangerous Hamsters
9. Hearing someone take a shit in a public washroom - What happened to courtesy flushing ffs?
10. Bambi- You're a DEER..your MOM was a deer. Hence why she was taken out in a bloody mess by a hunter. Get over it,grow a pair and stop talking to rabbits.
11. Valentine's Day- the urge to love is overwhelmingly annoying as fuck.
12. Cats- Specifically when they get shit stuck to their fur and drag it on the floor.
13. Fart Jokes
14. Positive Personalitys- Because they drag me up
15. Skinny Jeans- Worn by fat hoes. Accentuates the Gunt.
16. Mr. Clean- No one tells me how to clean my fucking floors
17. Chuck Norris- Hey asshole..the world actually revolves around me
18. Long Hair- Cut it bitch, you look like a horse
19. M&M's- Smarties retarded younger brother
20. Sushi- Because it's RAW people. NO different than taking a cow..chopping it up..wrapping it in some hay and going to town. Sick Japanese fucks.
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