In AP terms, that is anyone who password protects their router.
Seriously? FUCK YOU. IF I want to steal your wireless to look at golden shower porn on a Thursday afternoon, then I fucking will.
Shopping Line Shuffle. ( Annoying past time for people of all ages!)
The average person will spend 2 to 3 mother fucking boring ass years waiting in line.
And you all are just making it worse.. why??? Because you keep changing LINES.
Just fucking wait.. the amount of time you spend changing lines not only is going to save you a year or so..but it will also keep you from looking like a fucking retard.
Unnecessary Abbreviations ( aka UA )
My newest annoyance is "ily" ...
Abbreviated form of "I love you"
ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING??????
People really are saying "Ily hun <3 "
Next will be "HHAY?" [Hi, how are you] and "WAC" [ What a cunt] ( Dibs on that one.)
In retrospect I don't love anyone ( Except Gordon Ramsey) so "ily" really doesn't apply to me...but OMFG!
Flatulent Behaviour
When did farting become so in?
It is not or ever will be cool to fart on my fucking bed!! I do not want your ass juice in the same vicinity as I lay my precious head..got it? and fuck..do not let one rip while we're having sushi together..that fucking dead shit smells bad enough on it's own.
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